At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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