i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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