i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
sex in a hospital.. check
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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