you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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