life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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