Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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