Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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