you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
don't judge my taste in strippers
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
