Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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