You're so nebulous sometimes
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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