I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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