seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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