Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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