Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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