i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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