After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize