Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Don't make out with my wife yet
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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