a queef is a wish your heart makes.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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