i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
