She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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