what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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