and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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