you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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