I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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