what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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