She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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