i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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