you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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