what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Best friends brother. Beat that.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
When are your genitals available?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
