I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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