So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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