why didn't you poke me back
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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