thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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