found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
