none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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