we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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