I CAN MOONWALK!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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