talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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