What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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