Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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