Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I need to align my fucking chakras
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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