matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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