How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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