Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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