Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
there was a trapeze. enough said
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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