just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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