I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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