dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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