In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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