remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
