But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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