If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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