He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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